Crimes on Centre Court

After a hugely successful tour in 2022, we’re taking Crimes on Centre Court back out on the road this autumn! Lord Knows the chair of The Whombledun International Invitational Tennis Tournament has died and his son, Hugh, is suspicious. The police won’t take the case so Hugh calls in Perry & Penny Pink, private investigators. 

“a hilarious serve-and-volley tennis match played out on stage”

– The Stage 

What transpires has all the hallmarks of our particular brand of theatrical nonsense: a cast of four performers play countless characters with quick-fire changes and quicker wits. 

“a barrage of deliciously hilarious one-liners and belly-aching back-handers.”

– The British Theatre Guide 

Crimes on Centre Court, based on a story from our award-winning podcast (#2 in iTunes fiction chart), is an ace of a show which you’re sure to (fifteen) love. This deucey summertime treat will rally the spirits and leave you wanting a second serve-ing of the volley of gags and visual delights. You won’t see it game set and matched anywhere else.

“It’s the funniest, most uplifting performance you could possibly go and see right now.”

– Western Daily Press 

TOURING SEPTEMBER-NOVEMBER 2023

September

MAST Mayflower Studios | 7th – 9th| Tickets

Greenwich Theatre | 13th | Tickets

Didcot Cornerstone | 14th | Tickets

South Mill Arts, Bishops Stortford | 15th | Tickets

New Theatre Royal Portsmouth | 16th | Tickets

Theatre Royal Wakefield | 20th | Tickets

Middlesbrough Theatre | 21st | Tickets

Theatre Royal Dumfries | 22nd & 23rd | Tickets

Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds | 26th | Tickets

Riverfront Newport | 28th | Tickets

Malvern Festival Theatres | 29th & 30th | Tickets

October

Oxford Playhouse | 6th & 7th | Tickets

New Wolsey, Ipswich | 10th & 11th | Tickets

The Lights, Andover | 12th & 13th | Tickets

Albany Theatre, Coventry | 17th & 18th | Tickets

Lichfield Garrick | 19th – 21st | Tickets

Devonshire Park, Eastbourne | 24th & 25th | Tickets

Royal & Derngate | MOVED to 26th (RAAC) | Tickets

Key Theatre, Peterborough | 26th – 28th | CANCELLED DUE TO RAAC

The Roses, Tewkesbury | 31st | Tickets

November

Corby Cube | 1st & 2nd | Tickets

Buxton Opera House, Pavilion | 3rd & 4th | Tickets

York Theatre Royal | 10th & 11th | Tickets

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