Crimes on Centre Court

After a hugely successful tour in 2022, we’re taking Crimes on Centre Court back out on the road this autumn! Lord Knows the chair of The Whombledun International Invitational Tennis Tournament has died and his son, Hugh, is suspicious. The police won’t take the case so Hugh calls in Perry & Penny Pink, private investigators.
“a hilarious serve-and-volley tennis match played out on stage”
– The Stage
What transpires has all the hallmarks of our particular brand of theatrical nonsense: a cast of four performers play countless characters with quick-fire changes and quicker wits.
“a barrage of deliciously hilarious one-liners and belly-aching back-handers.”
– The British Theatre Guide
Crimes on Centre Court, based on a story from our award-winning podcast (#2 in iTunes fiction chart), is an ace of a show which you’re sure to (fifteen) love. This deucey summertime treat will rally the spirits and leave you wanting a second serve-ing of the volley of gags and visual delights. You won’t see it game set and matched anywhere else.
“It’s the funniest, most uplifting performance you could possibly go and see right now.”
– Western Daily Press
TOURING SEPTEMBER-NOVEMBER 2023
September
MAST Mayflower Studios | 7th – 9th| Tickets
Greenwich Theatre | 13th | Tickets
Didcot Cornerstone | 14th | Tickets
South Mill Arts, Bishops Stortford | 15th | Tickets
New Theatre Royal Portsmouth | 16th | Tickets
Theatre Royal Wakefield | 20th | Tickets
Middlesbrough Theatre | 21st | Tickets
Theatre Royal Dumfries | 22nd & 23rd | Tickets
Theatre Royal Bury St Edmunds | 26th | Tickets
Riverfront Newport | 28th | Tickets
Malvern Festival Theatres | 29th & 30th | Tickets
October
Oxford Playhouse | 6th & 7th | Tickets
New Wolsey, Ipswich | 10th & 11th | Tickets
The Lights, Andover | 12th & 13th | Tickets
Albany Theatre, Coventry | 17th & 18th | Tickets
Lichfield Garrick | 19th – 21st | Tickets
Devonshire Park, Eastbourne | 24th & 25th | Tickets
Royal & Derngate | MOVED to 26th (RAAC) | Tickets
Key Theatre, Peterborough | 26th – 28th | CANCELLED DUE TO RAAC
The Roses, Tewkesbury | 31st | Tickets
November
Corby Cube | 1st & 2nd | Tickets
Buxton Opera House, Pavilion | 3rd & 4th | Tickets
York Theatre Royal | 10th & 11th | Tickets






























