It’s been ages since I wrote here just to be funny. This is supposed to be a comedy blog, or at least a space where I can try out little snippets of comedy gold. It seems like I’m constantly plugging here, which can’t be fun to read. (Although…) I’m currently working on variations of the Dandy Highwayman:

“I’m the randy highwayman, your money or your wife?”

“I’m the dandy highwayman, your money or your life?”
“Oh, take my life. It’s rubbish, you’re an IT technician, you live alone, not many friends, you’re welcome to it. So is it a swap basis am I now the highwayman?”
“What?”

So there we go, that’s something. I’m also working on some new material; it’s a cross between velvet and lace: velvace.

Um… The leaders debate was great wasn’t it? I love that Gordon Brown is now being touted as a leader of substance. Am I the only one that would love to see what substance abuse of Gordon Brown would look like?

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